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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Global Warming: You're Hired!

"No Snow, too much snow.  It does not matter to the enviroleft crowd.  For them, global warming always is to blame."
- Conn Caroll, The Heritage Foundation
There is nothing Global Warming can not do.  Man, if Global Warming were actually a person, he'd  have no problem getting a job.  He'd be ridiculously hire-able considering he's a "can do it all" kind of a guy.

Have you watched the Olympics?  The commentators repeatedly talk about the lack of snow...and who's to blame?  Global Warming, of course.  And what about Snowmageddon in the East?...who's to blame?  Global Warming, of course.

In Conn Caroll's article he links to this website, which tracks all things caused by Global Warming.  Examples include: "Atlantic ocean less salty, Atlantic ocean more salty, Earth slowing down, Earth spinning faster, fish bigger, fish shrinking..." 


Do you see a trend?  No matter how you slice it, Global Warming is always the cause.  It's pretty much running our lives.  Next thing you know our President will be blaming his proposed tax hikes as a result of Global Warming....

...oh wait...

...he already is!!!  Have you heard of a little thing called Cap and Trade?

I'm telling you, Global Warming is just another way for our government to control our lives.  There's a lot of money at stake.  Businesses hang in the balance.  Our livelihoods are at stake.  Cap and Trade will literally affect every line item in your personal financial budget.

But there's a glimmer...the flawed research is beginning to be exposed, although it's difficult to tell considering it's getting relatively no publicity in our mainstream media.  Thank goodness for media outlets such as The Wall Street Journal which had an Op Ed today about the continuing downward spiral of the climate research:
"Phil Jones, who stepped down as head of the University of East Anglia's Climatic Research Unit amid the climate email scandal, told the BBC that the world may well have been warmer during medieval times than it is now.  This raises doubts about how much our current warming is man-made as opposed to merely another of the natural climate shifts that have taken place over the centuries.  Mr. Jones also told the BBC there has been no 'statistically significant' warming over the past 15 years..."
This is the guy who was a part of the entrenched team of scientists who have literally cooked the books on Global Warming.  But people are starting to smart up.  Even Donald Trump called for Al Gore to be stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize.  Wouldn't that be awesome!!

Soooo awesome!  And maybe Trump could be there and say, "You're Fired!" Because, honestly, if Al Gore loses Global Warming, he's got nothing.

Sources:
A Complete List of Things Caused by Global Warming
The Continuing Climate Meltdown - WSJ
Donald Trump Says Al Gore Should Lose His Prize
Is There Anything it Can't Do? - Heritage Foundation

2 comments:

  1. Well I guess the argument has changed from whether or not global warming is happening to whether or not we are responsible. That is progress, but leave it to us humans to pass the buck as long as possible. Let me just ask this who is the big beneficiary of a "We are not responsible" argument? I am thinking the big fossil fuel companies and big oil. I am curious why you are so suspicious of big government and so supportive of big corporations. Anyway regardless of whether or not global warming is "our fault" the earth is our stewardship and we are doing a pretty crappy job of taking care of it. Have you heard of the Texas sized island of plastic? We have much to gain by becoming more eco friendly including some things you have been calling for on this blog such as job creation. You are always saying how awful it is to be so economically reliant on other countries and yet we are extremely reliant on other countries for fossil fuels. Maybe we should stop arguing semantics and work on solutions that will be beneficial for the average American. This seems to be the same problem Obama is having with the Senate Republicans. They are more interested in arguing about who is right than finding a solution.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/the-worlds-rubbish-dump-a-garbage-tip-that-stretches-from-hawaii-to-japan-778016.html

    http://www.whrc.org/resources/online_publications/warming_earth/scientific_evidence.htm

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  2. Haa haa, that is a happy thought. Al, come out of hiding and hand over your prize.

    I do agree with Sorensen though about how republicans argue, they really do.

    Love you!

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